Poem

I laughed, I cried, I nearly died.

The pain. The pleasure. In equal measure.

Wave upon wave. My body was wracked.

My mind disengaged and time went untracked.

Revulsion. Confusion. I could reach no conclusion.

Was it hinted, or dinted? Had my mind simply linted?

Over and over. From every angle.

Purpose and meaning I tried to untangle.

What choice to choose? Did the author give clues?

Is he a muse? Or just out to confuse.

Did I steal his thunder, when I told him "I wonder"?

Will he get o'er it, or chunder his gazzunder?

And so I choose to respectfully decline,

to choose one of his. I'll stick with mine :)